God Bless Texas

Pressure Makes Diamonds. 19 Years Old. Texas Born And Raised. Cosmetologist.

motherofqueers:

tamarma:

gun-crazy-scholar:

dirkology:

karkats-fabulous-choice-ass:

dirkology:

is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
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I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK

He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.

I would vote for him

i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot

(via thebadandgood)

shakethecobwebs:

boycott dudes who manipulate you into meeting their emotional or sexual needs but won’t date you 2k14

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iguanamouth:

current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

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(via stabs)

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

(via popularboyfriend)

lewshifer:

rinsleed:

Damn. Went from can i fuck you to can you fuck me

GOD JUST LOVE ME FOR CHRISTS SAKE

(Source: sizvideos, via elizabethmarina)

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via hotboyproblems)

I want to write poems on your skin with my mouth…

(Source: highoffyourtaste, via theblood-inmyveins)

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