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Pressure Makes Diamonds.
18 Years Old.
Texas Born And Raised.
Cosmetologist.

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

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mclouvin:

KRAH TAH TAH

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wvnderbar:

apparently a teen in brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. so…41 guys…that’s the limit.

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johnathanwall:

cum turns into people and people murder other people so bust wisely

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armageddonnn:

how i can be every single character on this show will never cease to amaze me.

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super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

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rriza:

people whose parents pay them for good grades

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madman-and-still-not-ginger:

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY

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